isabellaphant:

tophatfloof:

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

whatisthisplaceidonteven:

justdecadentcollectiondestiny:

assssziraphale:

eternalgirlscout:

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

fatmaninalittlesuit:

“Running becomes a lot less tedious when you stop seeing it as a chore. Run fast, and run far, race against the wind, feel the power in your stride and the passion beating in your heart.”

— (via run-caiti-run)

beepost-generator:

mobileleprechaun:

glumshoe:

just overheard a little girl ask her father if I am a boy or a girl and all he said was “some people have bodies”

Assigned Corporeal At Birth

I have decided to reject gender and become ethereal

mccartycullen:

it amazes me that smeyer thought that edward “rapist eater” cullen would be okay with breaking into bella’s room and watching her sleep without her consent and that rosalie “rapist killer” hale would let him do it

crucibleknight:

anakin’s force ghost watching the events of the sequel trilogy playing out and doing nothing like

clapricorn:

I’M SCREAMING

:

excitementshewrote:

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201:

rthstewart:

tcon:

Skandar retweeting this made me snort.

giggle snort

“ALSO HE IS 100% NOT STRAIGHT” GEORGIE!!!!!

indigenousandangry:

elfwreck:

runcibility:

nuckgirl16:

https://twitter.com/Shakestweetz/status/1112884885067317249

Also: if he touches the woman who works in the copy center, but not the woman who’s a regional director, it’s not a case of “he just can’t help himself.”

He can; he’s just decided who’s an acceptable target.

^^^That right there. They definitely pick and choose their targets based on how vulnerable they assume they are.